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Quotes by Oliver Herford

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The dawn is a term for the early morning used by poets and other people who don’t have to get up. –.
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There is always room at the top – after the investigation.
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What is my loftiest ambition? I’ve always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
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My wife has a whim of iron.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.
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A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.
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Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.
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There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.
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I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,' I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.
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I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
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